LMS Facebook

Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, & my alarm clock is the police.

May 6, 2012 Facebook LMS Facebook, LMS Ideas 2012

LMS if: Saying “okay” a million times, in hopes that the person talking will shut up.

May 5, 2012 Facebook LMS Facebook

Profile Pictures = How your friend wants to look. Tagged photos = How your friend actually looks.

April 3, 2012 Facebook LMS Facebook, 0

My drug = Facebook. My dealer = Internet.

March 8, 2012 Facebook LMS Facebook, 0

Kid: “How did you meet mom?“ Dad: “Actually it started with a friend request.”

March 8, 2012 Facebook LMS Facebook, 0

Facebook should change the status question from “What’s on your mind?” to “What’s your problem today?”

March 8, 2012 Facebook LMS Facebook, 0

Without facebook, I probably wouldn`t have wished you a happy birthday.

March 8, 2012 Facebook LMS Facebook, 0

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